when your story gets good views, but the like/dislike ratio is almost exactly even

that's 'darf energy'

it would be cool to review video games semi-professionally. we think we will make that a goal for this year.

here is our list of goals so far. some of these may or may not be able to accomplish within an infinite time frame.

• publish a video game review somewhere, preferably for pay
• join/start a band/music project
• get a new bong/vape/smoke piece

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Here is a timeline on what I've done throughout this decade:

2010-2013 - went to and graduated from college

2014 - unemployed

2015-2016 - took the personality development program at John Robert Powers

2016-2019 - worked for an HR agency near my house

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(Boy, does that conjure some strange mental images . . . .)

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I am writing yet another song parody for The Roses of Success.
Yeah, this isn't anything all that new. I've been writing lyrics for my stories almost as long as I've been writing. I've never had the drive, skill, or social skills to make audio recordings of them.
This song is basically a duet between one male and one female character, with the chorus serving as a mouthpeice for a dead person, and I don't have anywhere near the recognition required to be taken seriously by real singers.

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It has happened a second time.

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Today, exactly one week ago, was a very important day. What you see on the picture below is the first dinner and food that I could pay with my writing:

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